The HP crowd have got "ins" as they say in Hollywood, as we appeared on the front page of fecal face. Apparently the poo head sounding yolk is kinda a big wheel deal, but I dunno, its no way nearly as racy as the Bray People, maybe it could rank alongside the North Wicklow Times.
Apart from the usual grim zombies, my return home revealed that the gerbil now lives inside a lion, which is fine, in zion. Also, I never thanked funky German fellars at Cleptomanicx for sending me a bunch of shirts and the fanciest pants I've ever laid my eyeballs upon, where are my manners? Down my pants? Their site is worth a peep fo the rad toast graphics alone.